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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
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To: fanfan

If so, who would listen? “Folks” are sceptable.

I have learned to hate the visions as well as the precursors. Since 1968....when I was first aware...


1,001 posted on 07/24/2011 4:17:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

Xactly. Go have a good sleep.


1,002 posted on 07/24/2011 4:20:59 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Dreamer...


1,003 posted on 07/24/2011 4:30:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: fanfan; stephenjohnbanker
"Why does there always have to be a love story?"

I didn't say anything about love. Are you under the impression that "Cowboys and Aliens" is a love story?

You've been watching too much "Brokeback Mountain".

.

Ahem.

In any interesting story, the reader or viewer has to identify with the main character.

It works better if we don't produce training films for mass-murderers, so the default emotional connection is affection.

So I guess every story has to have love in it somewhere. Let me see if I can develop some kind of plot out of that idea.

Hmm. "Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love."

Okay, I think I'm on the right track here. Now if I can figure out what to do next ...

1,004 posted on 07/24/2011 5:00:31 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob

It has rained here.


1,005 posted on 07/24/2011 5:18:05 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
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To: Tax-chick

Indeed. It has rained here also.

Nocturnal cooling may actually occur once more.


1,006 posted on 07/24/2011 7:19:24 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob

” I didn’t say anything about love. Are you under the impression that “Cowboys and Aliens” is a love story?

You’ve been watching too much “Brokeback Mountain”. “

LOL!!

How dare you ping me to this sordid thread?

Thanks, I misplaced you ;-)

.


1,007 posted on 07/24/2011 8:18:14 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

” Hmm. “Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love.”

Me ytoo!

I love chicks!!......don’t quite understand em, but I love em nonetheless!


1,008 posted on 07/24/2011 8:20:53 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
"How dare you ping me to this sordid thread?"

Well, I figured, as Arlo Guthrei said, one big pile is better than two little piles.

And that you'd get it sordid out sooner or later.

1,009 posted on 07/24/2011 8:25:35 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

I saw a cloud.


1,010 posted on 07/24/2011 8:26:07 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I am still looking)
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To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker

Oops. Arlo Guthrie, that is.

Woody Guthrie’s son.


1,011 posted on 07/24/2011 8:27:13 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Tax-chick
"I saw a cloud."

Better check its other side.

You can never be too careful.

1,012 posted on 07/24/2011 8:39:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I remember Woodie....let alone Arlo. Woody Guthrie and Sonny Terry....too bad he was a socialist. He wrote great songs ;-)


1,013 posted on 07/24/2011 8:53:08 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

and?


1,014 posted on 07/24/2011 8:54:20 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: NicknamedBob

The Live Wire, Woody Guthrie in Performance 1949 – © 2007 Woody Guthrie Foundation
12
I had a little farm and I called that Heaven,
Prices up, the rain come down,
I hauled my crops all into town
I got the money...bought the clothes and groceries,
Fed my kids...and I was raising me a family.
But the wind quit and the rain got high
Black old dust storm filled the sky,
So I swapped my farm for a Ford machine,
I poured it full of this gas-i-lene
It started...rocking and rolling
Out of that old Dust Bowl out towards the old California...Peach Bowl
Well, it’s a way up yonder on a mountain road
Had a hot motor and a heavy load
I was going pretty fast, wasn’t even stopping
Bouncing up and down like a popcorn popping
Had a breakdown...some guy with a nervous bust-down, then another
I remember there was a mechanic feller there, alongside the road
He charged me thirteen dollars, said it was...uh, engine trouble…
Track 7: Tom Joad (6:17)
© 1960 (renewed) and 1963 (renewed) by TRO-Ludlow Music, Inc. All rights reserved. Used


1,015 posted on 07/24/2011 9:00:25 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; ThomasThomas; Tax-chick
"and?"

Now, now. No discouraging words.

1,016 posted on 07/24/2011 9:29:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Who? Meeeeeeeeeeeee?

;-)


1,017 posted on 07/24/2011 9:32:38 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

I had three close calls with animals on my way home.
A doe with a fawn ran across teh road in front of me around teh corner from my job.
Further down the road some IDIOT let a greyhound loose, it was in the road and I missed it by a hair.
I think the semi behind me got him.

About seven miles from my front door, a buck is standing in the highway looking lost and sniffing the pavement.
I missed him merely because he stood still and watched me swerve around him.

The semi behind me got him for certain.


1,018 posted on 07/25/2011 2:41:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Buzzards eat well in bad times.

Notice I didn’t mention any names.


1,019 posted on 07/25/2011 4:30:59 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Still, it was good to know I don’t have any heart issues, just adrenaline jitters.


1,020 posted on 07/25/2011 4:34:10 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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