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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick; ThomasThomas; Dead Corpse
I'm interested in them for my home land security.

I understand that a group of them eats, shoots, and leaves.

What more could you ask?

981 posted on 07/24/2011 11:10:29 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob
That movie is on my "need to see" list.

It will either be good or horrible but I have hopes.

Captain America on the other hand was very good. All the WWII stuff was well done. Lots of flag waving.

982 posted on 07/24/2011 11:18:39 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: Tax-chick
You notice it is wearing a little diaper. I guess that is the safety?
983 posted on 07/24/2011 11:24:47 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: NicknamedBob

Cowboys and Aliens?


984 posted on 07/24/2011 12:13:01 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I took the girls to see “Harry Potter and the Whatever it Was” on Friday. Good show. Apart from what’s actually happening in the various movies, it’s been fun watching the actors grow up. When the main roles were cast, it was impossible to now what they’d be like 13 years later. All things considered, they didn’t do too badly.


985 posted on 07/24/2011 12:45:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; redhead; LibreOuMort; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; ColdOne; HKMk23

That would be good to have on a scary night.

I’ve never seen one of those so young up close.

Monsoons struck (are striking?) again today, and I’m not a happy person. However, I will try very hard not to complain about my maladies for the duration....

In other news...three nights before the attacks in Norway took place, I dreamed of a body in a street in a city that I didn’t recognize. There was shattered glass all around, and emergency vehicles in the backgrouind while emergency personnel were running.

When I read the news about the bombing in Oslo, I didn’t really think much of it. Until I saw one of the photos: my dream exactly.

HELP ME!!!!


986 posted on 07/24/2011 1:14:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Tax-chick

Should I wait for the DVD releases? Then buy the entire set?


987 posted on 07/24/2011 1:15:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

Time is not as linear as we think it is when we’re awake and watching the hands on the clock go around in circles.

You could send us some rain. My grass is pathetic. Jake was out all night, but there weren’t any corpses in the yard this morning.


988 posted on 07/24/2011 1:16:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
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To: Monkey Face

Nah, go to the theater, but don’t pay extra for 3D. It’s effective enough in regular view.


989 posted on 07/24/2011 1:18:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Public schools = TSA: incompetent, abusive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m so glad you told me that! I may try to order them on Netflix in a month or two.

Then I may consider getting the entire set for my birthday in 2012. :o])


990 posted on 07/24/2011 1:40:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: fanfan; stephenjohnbanker
"Cowboys and Aliens?"

It wasn't my idea.

My idea was "Boy meets girl, but she's too young; boy loses girl. Then same boy meets same girl later, but he's too young; boy loses girl. Then boy runs off with female android."

.

I know, I know. It's been done a hundred times already. I need a new plot.

991 posted on 07/24/2011 2:00:58 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m wandering the night shift again.
I’ll be back in the morning.


992 posted on 07/24/2011 2:13:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob

Wellden...

Life presents problems and somehow solves them all without any interference. Tomorrow always sheds new light on Yesterday.


993 posted on 07/24/2011 2:22:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

That’s tough. What is the point of seeing things out of context, and not understanding until after it’s happened.

It happens to me too.


994 posted on 07/24/2011 3:48:33 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker

Why does there always have to be a love story?


995 posted on 07/24/2011 3:51:48 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Darksheare

Have a good night.


996 posted on 07/24/2011 3:53:19 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

It’s been happening to me for many years. How can I tell anyone to “beware?”

*wah*

(maybe we need to get together on this stuff...?)

Going to bed, now.

Tomorrow is another day...


997 posted on 07/24/2011 4:03:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: fanfan

Jeeze...Some things are just not in the Realm of the Understandable for some of us.


998 posted on 07/24/2011 4:06:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

I know Sis. Though, if we were supposed to be able to use it, wouldn’t it be more, idunno, useable?

Don’t feel guilty.
Sweet dreams tonight.


999 posted on 07/24/2011 4:07:44 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Monkey Face

*HUGS*


1,000 posted on 07/24/2011 4:10:03 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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