Having seen Mike up close, I don’t think he needs any help from me to resort to that kind of behavior! His pizza really stinks though!
I wish you luck in your pizza endeavors. I’ve taken to finding the buy the best frozen pizza ultra thin crust ones at the store and adding cheese, pepperoni, etc. and then cooking it with a machine called a Pizazz. As far as I’m concerned it’s the best way to cook a pizza at home.