[Pan_Yan]

the boy "woke her up by rubbing on her,"

Not at a bar
Not on a train
Not in a car
Not in the rain

Not even drunk
Not with a bat
No way in hell
I'd rub on that.

[Responsibility2nd]

Of all the "Just Damn!" points in this article... I like this best:

Then, because she "didn't want to make a big scene" in front of her son who slept on the floor, they had sex, records say.