Weiner Can’t Rule Out That Twitter Photo Is of Him

New York Times ^ | June 1, 2011 | RAYMOND HERNANDEZ

[reaganaut1]

"Can't rule out" -- he's both a weiner and a weasel.

[mkboyce]

I cannot “say with certitude”...

So what are you saying, ‘all weiners look alike?’

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2728265/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2728226/posts

[RightOnline]

Here in NC we have another word for it............liar.

[Paladin2]

Dear Richard "Don't call me Dick" Weener,

You haven't examined yourself often enough to know if it is you?

Unlikely.

[bcsco]

I cannot “say with certitude”...

So what are you saying, ‘all weiners look alike?’

He's saying he can't talk with certitude about his erectitude...

[OB1kNOb]

subtitle: Weiner Cannot Tell If It’s His Weiner

[UCANSEE2]

What he is saying is that, after seeing the photo, it is much more impressive than any he might take of himself, and so he's just gonna let people think it is his.

Or are we expecting him to come out and say, "no that is not mine, mine is much, much smaller."

All one really has to do is ask HUMA. She 'should' know (but I wouldn't bet on it).

[svcw]

How can you not know if a picture of you in your underwear was taken or not taken?

[sappy]

depends on what the meaning of weiner, is.

[luvbach1]

Initially, Mr. Weiner said his account had been hacked; his spokesman later said that the congressman had hired a lawyer to “explore the proper next steps.”

Hmmmm. Wouldn't a computer network guru (the FBI must have some) be better able to determine who hacked his twitter account and who sent his alleged lewd bulge to a girl across the country?

[The KG9 Kid]

If he said that, that's admission. He can't rule out that picture of an erect penis is his own to the exclusion of what other erect penises? By casting doubt that's his own penis, he's admitting that photos of his own erect penis exists?

HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT A PICTURE OF AN ERECT PENIS THAT YOU TOOK YOURSELF IS NOT YOUR OWN?

That's like saying:

"Oh, my mistake. I mistook that picture of an erect penis for my own. But see, that's not one of my own erect penis pictures, because I have those safely tucked away and there's no way that *my* erect penis pictures could have ended up on Facebook."

[luvbach1]

Easy solution: Does he wear Jockey, Hanes, or Fruit of The Loom?

[stylin19a]

huh ?
if it was a prank, how did the “prankster” get a picture of his package ?

[UCANSEE2]

POINT: It may not be a picture of him, but he still may have posted THE photo.

Here is a picture of me at the gym.

[UCANSEE2]

how did the “prankster” get a picture of his package ?

How likely is it that THAT photo is of his package?

How likely is it that the 13 year old girls who wanna take a bus ride to your house for cookies are what you see in the picture they sent you? Usually they are 40 year old detectives.

As I said, Weiner may have sent it, or someone else may have. But I doubt it is a picture of his junk.

[JPG]

Inside the Weiner brain....” I'm here alone and I feel like taking a picture...but of what?...hmmm...hey, I know!!!!”

[bkepley]

Here’s a thought: If he did do this either it was not his first time and something else is going to come out or it was his first time. If it was his first time I imagine he’s kinda in a state of shock finding the truth of his own incompetence.

[Truth29]

Is this a modified hangout admission that he did it? Why would such a picture even exist? Time to start calling for his resignation. Boehner needs to start an investigation and stand up Weiner before the House in shame.

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

A normal man who has never snapped a shot of his own boxer-brief pop-tent would be able to answer the question with certitude and without hesitation.

How often do you photograph your own erections, Mr. Weiner?