[Daffynition]

>>Are they waiting for it to grow back?<<

Wishful. Thinking.

[Joe 6-pack]

I like this line, too...

"The severed penis was kept at the police station."

Think they got a 'lost & found' bin for that sort of thing?

"Yeah, you're the third guy today. Take a look in here and see if one of these is yours..."