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Reminds me of a certain South Park skit.
1 posted on 05/26/2011 1:43:10 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Shouldn’t she have to be declared dead before he can legally remarry? Seems a little early for that. What do you suppose happened to her? (/s)


2 posted on 05/26/2011 1:45:21 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: ConservativeStatement

He managed to get her declared dead this soon, with no body found?


3 posted on 05/26/2011 1:46:33 PM PDT by ASA Vet (Natural-born citizens, are those born in the country, of parents who are citizens. De Vattel)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


4 posted on 05/26/2011 1:46:36 PM PDT by American Quilter (DEFUND OBAMACARE.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Not wasting any time.


5 posted on 05/26/2011 1:46:41 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: ConservativeStatement

A job for Adrian Monk?


6 posted on 05/26/2011 1:47:46 PM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (We will fight for America and it starts here in Madison, WI. It starts here. It starts now.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The husband must be very competent that he did a thorough job of getting rid of the body.


7 posted on 05/26/2011 1:47:47 PM PDT by trumandogz
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To: ConservativeStatement

Wouldn’t you think the disappearance of his first wife would worry the woman who’s about to become his second? Unless she was in on it...


9 posted on 05/26/2011 1:48:38 PM PDT by American Quilter (DEFUND OBAMACARE.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Good for him! Too bad my ex beiach couldn’t go missing like half of my pay check does.


12 posted on 05/26/2011 1:53:28 PM PDT by Moleman
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To: ConservativeStatement
Police detectives anywhere except in Colorado might find this behavior a little suspicious.


13 posted on 05/26/2011 1:54:02 PM PDT by Sooth2222 ("Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself." M.Twain)
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To: ConservativeStatement

This guy is an idiot. He’s practically confessing to the crime.


14 posted on 05/26/2011 1:54:27 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Weird case

The couple had filed divorce papers - but they weren’t finalized

The police suspect foul play - but didn’t name any suspects

Relatives of the woman have a restraining order on this man - but doesn’t have anything to do with the investigation

Weird case
How do you finalize a divorce without two signatures or a death cert for one of them?

GUy sounds like a real catch - caring and thoughtful./s


16 posted on 05/26/2011 1:58:47 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Raptured ahead of schedule?.....................


19 posted on 05/26/2011 2:02:14 PM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: ConservativeStatement
You know it might be a religious thing. Like the way Judaism and Islam mandate the prompt burial of the dead.

Maybe he has to remarry "before the second moon" or something like that...

21 posted on 05/26/2011 2:02:31 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: ConservativeStatement

You go to all the trouble to get rid of a wife and then turn around a get another one?? What’s up with that?!


22 posted on 05/26/2011 2:03:48 PM PDT by ExtremeUnction
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To: ConservativeStatement

I wonder, can this guy can get a little help from oj simpson in finding out what happened?


26 posted on 05/26/2011 2:16:43 PM PDT by RobinOfKingston (An election is not a (national) suicide pact.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Maybe this time he can marry a woman that won’t abandon him.


29 posted on 05/26/2011 2:30:01 PM PDT by Mashood
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To: ConservativeStatement

Well if the wife’s gone anyway, why shouldn’t he remarry?


31 posted on 05/26/2011 2:40:14 PM PDT by HEM
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To: ConservativeStatement

The men on this thread are sick.


33 posted on 05/26/2011 2:49:47 PM PDT by Krodg
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To: ConservativeStatement
Looks like he figured out how to avoid the expense of a divorce.

And how to avoid the expense of a funeral too.

34 posted on 05/26/2011 2:52:43 PM PDT by Hattie
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To: windcliff

ping


37 posted on 05/26/2011 3:44:21 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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