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Posted on 05/26/2011 9:00:50 AM PDT by Hotdog
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To: 240B; bigheadfred; Daffynition
Since they all look lovely, there’s probably a good reason for it. What do y’all think?
To: Hotdog
Why do they call it a one night stand when there is very little standing involved?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
To: Hotdog
-Why is there Braille at a drive-up ATM?
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:05:30 AM PDT
by
getarope
(I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum!)
To: Hotdog
Why does the Man-o-the-house *always* lose the little spray tube on the WD-40?
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:11:18 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: Hotdog
Why do they say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 out of 5 enjoys it?
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:16:24 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Paradox: To dumb down the citizenry so they won't think for themselves, the government educates them)
To: Hotdog
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is chicken without any bones called “boned” chicken?
Why do people sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame when theyre already there?
(I stole these from the MLB pitcher Larry Andersen.)
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:16:27 AM PDT
by
randita
To: Hotdog
Why is it called a stethoscope? Shouldn't it be a stethophone?
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:17:37 AM PDT
by
Boojum
To: Hotdog
If practice makes perfect....but no body’s perfect....then why practice?
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:18:33 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Paradox: To dumb down the citizenry so they won't think for themselves, the government educates them)
To: Hotdog
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking there is prohibited?
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:21:52 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Paradox: To dumb down the citizenry so they won't think for themselves, the government educates them)
To: wbill
My ‘not so better half’ wants to know ‘WHY you can't have your CAKE and eat it too?’
I have tried on multiple occasions to explain this to her but she's still clueless. It seems an exercise in futility.
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:22:00 AM PDT
by
corbe
(mystified)
To: corbe
I have tried on multiple occasions to explain this to her but she's still clueless. It seems an exercise in futility.She's right you know.
After you eat it, you still have it. For 12 to 36 hours. Longer, if you wish, but let's not go there.
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posted on
05/26/2011 10:27:54 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(you don't need a president-for-life if you've got a bureaucracy-for-life.)
To: OB1kNOb
If knowledge is power...
And power corrupts...
then why study?
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posted on
05/26/2011 11:00:22 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Hotdog
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posted on
05/26/2011 11:56:05 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Paradox: To dumb down the citizenry so they won't think for themselves, the government educates them)
To: Silentgypsy; Daffynition
What do yall think?Why do you call yourself "silent"gypsy?
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posted on
05/26/2011 12:45:59 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.)
To: corbe
My not so better half wants to know WHY you can't have your CAKE and eat it too? As a kid, that one always got me. What is the point of having a cake and not being able to eat it? What exactly are you supposed to do with it - stare at it? Sell it or give it to other people so they can have their cake and eat it, but you can't?
I'm telling you, this one left a scar.
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posted on
05/26/2011 1:11:30 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on its own.)
To: Hotdog
Left field.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
05/26/2011 1:18:22 PM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: bigheadfred; Silentgypsy
SG ...Fred may have to be sent to a re-education camp, if he keeps up this relentless teasing..
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posted on
05/26/2011 1:21:52 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: Hotdog; a fool in paradise; JoeProBono
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You ask too many questions, Mr Dog!
To: Hotdog
Why men die before women!
To: Hotdog
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