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O'Bama? Oh puh-lease!
The Telegraph ^ | 5-23-11 | James Delingpole

Posted on 05/24/2011 7:18:13 AM PDT by bigbob

Ah Bejaysus and Begorrah! Oi’ll be swearin’ boi the auld shrine to the Vorgin with the shamrocks growin’ round it next to the hill where Cuchullain slew the Great Leprechaun of Kildare on St Patrick’s Day that Barack Seamus O’Toole Flaherty Joyce O’Bama is the most Irish US president that ever set foot on the Emerald Oisle, so he is, so he is.

Except, when he’s in Africa, of course, when he disappears into the dry ice and re-emerges with a grass skirt and a bone through his nose and declares himself to be Mandingo, Prince of the Bloodline of the Bonga People, Drinker of Cattle Urine, Father of A Thousand Warrior Sons, Keeper of King Solomon’s Mines, Barehanded Slayer of Lions, Undaunted Victim of the Evil Colonial British Empire.

And in the Middle East, where he is Al-Barak Hussein Obama, Protector of the Holy Shrine, Smiter of the Kuffar, Lion of the Desert, Tent-Loving-Aficionado-of-the-Oversweetened-Coffee, Chomper of Sheeps’ Eyeballs, Restorer of the Caliphate.

Etc.

(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: darkirish; obama; uriahheep
Funny as hell!

The modern-day Uriah Heep, indeed!

1 posted on 05/24/2011 7:18:21 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: bigbob

Nahhh!

Not O’Bama, but OH!!!!!! BAMA!!!!


2 posted on 05/24/2011 7:20:35 AM PDT by ZULU (Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescence)
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There is something seriously wrong with that man. Identity crisis is only the half of it.


3 posted on 05/24/2011 7:23:01 AM PDT by Jenny217
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To: bigbob

Shameless O’Bummer on vacation again!


4 posted on 05/24/2011 7:24:45 AM PDT by Edgar3 (Don't THREAD on me!)
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To: bigbob

All things to all people.

A man for all seasons.

The Anointed and Appointed.

I feel sick.


5 posted on 05/24/2011 7:25:12 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Marking time on the government's dime...)
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To: bigbob

I find the tone of this article utterly racist.......uhhhh, Irishist.....uhhhhh......I’ll get back to you, my brain is melting.


6 posted on 05/24/2011 7:25:30 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: bigbob
Barack Seamus O’Toole Flaherty Joyce O’Bama

They left out Dunham.

Isn't that an Irish name?

7 posted on 05/24/2011 7:27:07 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Texas Eagle

I like “Shameless” instead of “Seamus” too!


8 posted on 05/24/2011 7:28:57 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: bigbob

Obama raised his glass for a toast,
Here’s to the one who is most
intellectually bright
and always so right.
It’s me, though I hate to boast.


9 posted on 05/24/2011 7:29:17 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity - electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: bigbob

Heh, heh. And he’s definitely an O’Tool.


10 posted on 05/24/2011 7:30:28 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: bigbob

Funny and so true.


11 posted on 05/24/2011 7:38:34 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: bigbob
Here's the 0'Bama Family Crest ...


12 posted on 05/24/2011 7:43:16 AM PDT by shove_it (just undo it)
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To: bigbob

Laughable

___________

Phoebe the hummingbird has another egg!
This is four clutches this year.
We’ll have to start calling her Phoebe Dugger!

Live cam: http://phoebeallens.com/


13 posted on 05/24/2011 7:50:50 AM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: ZULU

That was a pretty sick joke about him trying to find the apostrophe for his name....that name is African - not Irish. Do African names have apostrophes? I am so tired of this jerk....


14 posted on 05/24/2011 8:25:49 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: Thank You Rush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xkw8ip43Vk


15 posted on 05/24/2011 8:27:38 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Thank You Rush

I hate the bastard.


16 posted on 05/24/2011 8:37:08 AM PDT by ZULU (Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescence)
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To: ZULU

Sure not hard to do...I think he is responsible for a lot of feelings (negative) we didn’t even know we were capable of....


17 posted on 05/24/2011 2:33:18 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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