Are you serious?
I hate gators.
For years, hubby kept bugging me to move to FL because he’d lived there for a long time.
Whenever a story came along about people’s dogs being eaten by those infernal lizards, [and the giant snakes] I’d email it to him.
He’s stopped asking.
I hear gators taste like chicken.
Actually, the gators do REALLY taste like chicken .. all you eat is the tail. Amazing that in terms of “rights” gators attack you and you have to “negotiate with them” (can’t shoot them in SC) ... but if a neighbor attacks you, you can shoot him. Hmmm ... and people wonder why others look confused!
It tastes like chicken, but with a different texture. I’d eat it all the time if I could!