Actually, the gators do REALLY taste like chicken .. all you eat is the tail. Amazing that in terms of “rights” gators attack you and you have to “negotiate with them” (can’t shoot them in SC) ... but if a neighbor attacks you, you can shoot him. Hmmm ... and people wonder why others look confused!
Can you club, set fire to, hack with a sword or run over them with a Lawn Boy or Roto-Tiller?
[GatorBurger!]
We don’t have gators in the mountains but we do have bears, mountain lions and ‘sacred chicken hawks’, aka Red Tail Hawks.
The locals are not allowed to harm any of them.
[snicker]
And this past October, we got the right to shoot anybody who “alarms us” if they come onto our property with _utterly no repercussions from them (as if) or their survivors_.
[I alarm really easily. I love this new law]
;D