I had to read the thread a bit, then I remembered this is The Day of The Rapture.
Bummer about the quake — I hope people weren’t hurt.
And locally, as I suspected, The Rapture happened but no one was good enough to take.
Well, my daughter asked me tonight if she gets all the money when we all get raptured.
I told her that we were presbyterians, so if God chose her, she was coming with us whether she wanted to or not.
She accuesed God of kidnapping her, and I reminded her God created her, and noted she didn’t think she was kidnapping her notebook.
Then I reminded her to feed the ferrets when we’re gone.