HI! You've just received the AMISH VIRUS!
We in the Amish community don't have any actual computers or other technology, so this virus works on the Honor System.
Please send this message to all your friends and family members.
Then please log in as Administrator, and delete all your files.
Thank You! - The Amish Virus Team
Also please note that the so-called “Amish Virus” is actually, in fact, a (parody) Trojan, since it requires user action to work.
LOL! Low tech malware.