1. They didn’t think Barry could get through customs
2. They wanted to make sure Michelle finished her tamales
3. Obama thought the altimiter was a teleprompter and fell over in the cockpit trying to imitate what it was telling him.
“..But the point is now to come up with funny reasons why it happened :)...”
How’s this?
“Fresh from having personally rappelled out of a Special Forces Helicopter into OBL’s Walled, Fortified, Heavily-Armed and Guarded Fortress, single-handedly killing all of OBL’s personal bodyguards - “The Virgin Deflowerers” - and then bravely dispatching OBL himself with a single, death-dealing open-handed strike to the terrorist’s head, Mr. Obama now turned his prodigious talents to in-air aircraft repairs on the ailing, failing starboard inboard engine of Air Force One...after climbing through an escape hatch, crawling to the nose of the aircraft to bravely wave off the landing and calm the terrified, cowering pilots with his manly, Presidential demeanor, he then bravely walked out onto the wing with nothing more than a Phillips’ Head screwdriver, chewing gum, and a piece of duct tape to effect corrective maintenance on the engine. He did this, thereby saving the ENTIRE crew of Air Force One from certain destruction. Upon landing, he immediately awarded himself the Presidential Medal for Bravery.”