At least it wasn’t unicorn ummmm....stuff.
Let me tell you, if it had been “unicorn stuff”, he would have been thanking the guy/girl/it. “Unicorn stuff” sells at a higher price per ounce than gold. Minnesota seems to be attracting quite a few male homosexuals. I think homosexuals have poor hearing. In the winter, a lot of men in Minnesota use their rods at ice holes... i...c...e...ice holes. Stupid hard-of-hearing homosexuals.