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1 posted on 05/14/2011 12:39:14 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder
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Satire strikes again- had ME going!


2 posted on 05/14/2011 12:41:14 PM PDT by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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The people in charge of our government are disturbing.


3 posted on 05/14/2011 12:41:28 PM PDT by dljordan ("The Land of the Fee and the Home of the Slave")
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4 posted on 05/14/2011 12:42:24 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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lol. good one!


5 posted on 05/14/2011 12:42:43 PM PDT by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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“And he spent most of his waking hours doing just that.”

He spelled 'wanking' wrong.

6 posted on 05/14/2011 12:43:36 PM PDT by death2tyrants
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BWAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!


7 posted on 05/14/2011 12:43:36 PM PDT by bigheadfred (Beat me, Bite me...Make Me Write Bad Checks)
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“It’s clear that Osama bin Laden acted alone,” said CIA director Leon Panetta. “And he spent most of his waking hours doing just that.”

"Wait...what?"


8 posted on 05/14/2011 12:44:13 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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Oh...THAT kind of pornography. The really disturbing stuff was the video of him watching Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) on CSPAN. Now THAT was sick!


10 posted on 05/14/2011 12:46:47 PM PDT by kittymyrib
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So the terror master didn't expand his base of operations but was only into solo masterbasing.
Even with three wives.
Those girls had to be bored.
So why the heck didn't the lazy wenches do a little housework?
SEALS are used to cleanliness and orderliness—you have to be ready for any and all kinds of unwanted and uninvited company.
Indiana housewives have to put up with it now.
11 posted on 05/14/2011 12:49:48 PM PDT by Happy Rain ("In 2012,the race card is going to make folks say one thing and vote another.")
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Had to shave his palms before he got the heave ho.


12 posted on 05/14/2011 12:54:05 PM PDT by albie
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As the CIA spent most of the week removing bin Laden’s porn stash, which weighed over nine metric tons

Larry Flynt would be envious.

15 posted on 05/14/2011 1:08:45 PM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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The muzzies have a long history with these sorts of things:

A recent reexamination of history in the Middle East by a group of scholars seems to bear out Barack Obama’s comments concerning Muslim contributions to science and technology.
It is now known that in 1872, using a goat’s lower intestine, Muslims invented the condom.

In 1873 the British refined the concept by FIRST taking the intestine OUT of the goat.


16 posted on 05/14/2011 1:27:18 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (2012 CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH FOR ME. HOW ABOUT YOU?)
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Jenna Jameson, who today was named Ambassador to Pakistan.

NEVER guilty?


17 posted on 05/14/2011 1:31:22 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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Top 10 porn titles in osamas collection

jihard

camel toes

halal hotties

islambad girls

goatback mountain

sleeping with the yememi

facial profiling

sinfidels

deep goat

debbie does dubai

18 posted on 05/14/2011 2:09:35 PM PDT by edzo4 (You call us the 'Party Of No', I call us the resistance.)
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Pretty good!
A Facebook “friend” writes that if the CIA really wanted to discredit Osama in the Muslim world, saying that he had a cache of porn wasn’t the best way to do it; instead they should have released “information” that he had a collection of Barbara Streisand videos and obsessionally watched “Yentl.”


21 posted on 05/14/2011 2:40:49 PM PDT by ottbmare (off-the-track Thoroughbred mare)
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I’ll bet the CIA has to examine every scene for hidden communication. Perhaps interview actresses to get their take.


22 posted on 05/14/2011 3:45:09 PM PDT by cicero2k
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8


23 posted on 05/14/2011 3:46:39 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Rembember, you asked......)
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Burka Girls Gone Wild...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WL5f0c7s7Q


24 posted on 05/14/2011 3:58:00 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Rembember, you asked......)
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Mohammed Brand Condoms...??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7d87nDX2t8


25 posted on 05/14/2011 4:00:27 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Rembember, you asked......)
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This must be satire, but I do hope that the CIA & DOD are chscking for this:

http://www.marcofolio.net/how_to/hide_files_in_jpg_files.html

“Hide files in JPG files

This is a perfect way to hide secret files and messages in an innocent looking JPG file. Try it for yourself; Save the picture below to your harddisk and open it there. When opened, it’ll probably open with the standard image viewer. Now, close the application, right click the JPG file and open it with WinRAR. Can you see the hidden file? How to create such an hidden message on your own, click on “Read more...”


26 posted on 05/14/2011 4:11:51 PM PDT by BwanaNdege ("Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less." M Rosen)
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