Some neo-Druid cult can buy it for their high priest.
We were talking about this at my prayer group this morning, and someone said Eugenie and Beatrice dressed like idiots to protest Sarah’s being excluded.
Princess Beatrice style royal wedding paper costume hat — “Capture the ‘royal style’ in this suave paper hat guaranteed to amaze strangers and send rivals into fits of jealous rage. Mailed flat; does not include half of a woman’s head as depicted. Hand-constructed and ready to flaunt. Comes with a generous length of ribbon which attaches fabulousness to head as pictured. Waggles a bit when you strut.”
And her’s will be the grandest of all!
Our gun club bids two royal vibrators for that hat and no more. They can keep the asshat.
It reminds me of the indoor TV antennae that sat on top of a television in the 50’s.