Would hit it like the fist of God.
ROFL...
Both Middleton girls are pretty each in their own way. Personally I think Kate is the prettier of the two but by no means will Pippa have to sneak up on a drinking fountain. William married the right girl..
The press should leave Pippa alone and her family too.
Disclaimer: This is in fun only - some “I’d hit it like...” phrases. I am a married man, so here goes...
“I’d hit that like the Tunguska blast of 1908”
“I’d hit that like Ike hit Tina.”
“I’d bang that like a retard on a drum kit.”
“I’d hit that like Ivan Drago hit Apollo Creed.”
“I’d hit that so hard that only the true king of England could pull me out.”
No, no, no.
It’s not “library user wrote:
Would hit it like the fist of God.”
It’s I’d hit it so hard, whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next King of England!