[nickcarraway]

Video at site

Ladies, are you jealous?

[momtothree]

Ladies, are you jealous?”

You’re kidding, right?!

[GeronL]

I am surprised it didn’t say:

Yo Ho, Be my B&^%$??

[allmendream]

Perhaps - knowing that they dented the garage door and were going to have to replace it -they decided to have some fun with it first.

In which case - assuming they pay for it as promised - and left everything else in good repair - I think it was silly fun and romantic - and didn't hurt anyone but the stickupthebut owners who apparently are mad that neighbors are congratulating them on their (supposedly) impending nuptials.

[blueunicorn6]

You know, all of this is getting out of hand. Guys asking girls to the prom with a backup band or a powerpoint presentation in front of the whole school. Way too much. My wife didn’t have to involve the whole world when she proposed to me.

[Talisker]

Drunk stupid thug love.

He did it to get that single night of sex, and she fell for it.

Now he’s long gone, and she’s knocked up and applying for every benefit she can think of.

[sodpoodle]

Good penmanship and spelling.

[oldbrowser]

Last summer a homeless man wrote a love note on my dumpsters, to a homeless woman who frequently collects cans and bottles on our street.

[Moose Burger]

A tiny step ahead from proposing with crayons. I hope they won’t ruin their chances to graduate from kindergarden with such a hasty decision.

[The_Reader_David]

No class. If the graffiti had been up to the standards of Banksy (the British graffiti “artist” who actually qualifies to have the scorn quote removed — buildings he tags have their market value go up!!!) I’d have given the vandal a pass, but no. . .

[Aunt Polgara]

Now I really don’t like being the grammar police, but you would think that someone who is paid to write stories would at least know how to write. :-(

...couple... has??

weren’t to happy??

sigh....

[PATRIOT1876]

I picture at least one of them ending up in jail before they can steal enough money for a proper wedding.
Wot a coupla dirtbags!

I also predict him being in jail several times, while the drug-addled Allison feds the baby crackers from a second story apartment while Mexican tuba music and Rap/Pig Slaughter fusion “music” blasts 24 hours a day. Eventually Allison will get a job at the “Pup ‘n Bull” for minimum wage and take in a more drug-addled border to help pay the rent until the groom returns from jail.

“The future’s so bright,
I gotta wear shades!”