Superman must be sniffing the kryptonite. I heard Lois Lane recently dumped him ever since he voted for Obama. She said he’s just been acting like some candyass pansy whining about Batman having more movies and not re-distributing his wealth to other less popular superheroes.
Will the next issue have him threatening to move to France if Barry doesn’t win the next election? He can join Mr. Baldwin there I guess.
Did he vote for Obama twice, once as Clark and once as Supe? That would figure. The “American Way” in Chicago. Maybe he did it a third time as Kal-el.
“Will the next issue have him threatening to move to France if Barry doesn’t win the next election? He can join Mr. Baldwin there I guess.”
Nah. He’ll just move into the Fortress of Solitude and together with Santa Claus declare the North Pole an independent state. The UN will recognize it, and then start accusing them of oppressing Eskimos.
I heard that she told the limp-wristed, metro-Supial one that she needed to get away for a while to “find herself”. She was vacationing over at Marvel and ran into this guy named Hulk. The rest is history...
Superman got a “Dear Kal-El” note.