Posted on 04/18/2011 3:06:34 AM PDT by Moltke
A distressed farm worker may have committed suicide by wading into a crocodile-infested river, police in South Africa said today.
Detectives believe labourer David Lubisi, 40, was eaten alive after he entered the Lepelle river following an argument with his girlfriend.
The father-of-three has not been seen for more than a week after apparently telling a colleague about his painful plan on April 7.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Ashes to Ashes, meat to meat?
No women, however beautiful or amazing is worth doing this. I’m just sayin...I wonder at what point as he was getting snacked upon did he regret his decision. Most likely after his feet were eaten and then he was screwed....
That sounds like a painful way to die. If I was going to do myself in, I’d prefer it to be painless.
It isn’t just women. A job that was lost, a boyfriend/husband/ whatever... nothing is worth taking your life for...
He could’ve just eaten his pinky finger.
He certainly scores high on style points!
Not sure if I’m up to date with my knowledge of crocodile culinary habits, but I think what it is they do is grab their prey, perhaps do a “death roll” or two, drown it, and then store it some place to let it “ripen” for a while. (I.e. not at all like sharks eat.)
If two or more crocs get a grab of you, all bets are off, of course.
Literally and figuratively it seems.
True enough...a permanent solution for a temporary problem.
Good “catch” ;-)
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.