[One night, I finally got the courage to ask my mother why God had changed, why He was so mad at His children. “I don’t know,” she said, tucking the covers around me, “I guess He just got tired of all the bullshit.” ]
Here is another important story about little children and God. A little child asked me “what is rain?” I answered, “those are God’s tears”. The child then asked, “Why is God crying?” I answered, “because of how evil you are, little one”.
Bada Bing.
Reminds me of the old one about a man who had a tough run in his life - within a period of several months he lost his family, his fortune, his home, and his health. At wit’s end, he finally prostrated himself and cried out, “Why me Lord?”
The clouds parted, a ray of light engulfed the hopeless man, and a deep voice came down from the heavens that said, “BECAUSE YOU PISS ME OFF!”