I like tequila, but I love smoky Islay malts from Scotland. So my friends will be Ardbeg, Caol Ila, Bowmore, Talisker, McClellands, and a lifetime supply (one bottle) of Cuairt Beatha, which will strip the paint off your car if you breathe on it after drinking.
And I just proved that I’m not drunk. What drunk could spell Cuairt Beatha correctly?
Really.
With as much practice as you’ve had?
The best whiskey in the world is/was Idaho Gold.
Six bucks a bottle.
The trick was to buy two.
Chug half of the first one and wait ten minutes...after that the rest went down smooth as silk.