Well, I suppose there are two ways to look at this.
If the world ends in a few more days at least you had fun.
If it doesn’t, at least hose A kwhere voe will still be your friend.
I like tequila, but I love smoky Islay malts from Scotland. So my friends will be Ardbeg, Caol Ila, Bowmore, Talisker, McClellands, and a lifetime supply (one bottle) of Cuairt Beatha, which will strip the paint off your car if you breathe on it after drinking.
And I just proved that I’m not drunk. What drunk could spell Cuairt Beatha correctly?