“Got it. Y’see, poor Crystal was still so distraught by her victimization at the hands of the patriarchial white male lacrosse majority that she blindly lashed out in righteous anger - sadly, at the wrong target. Crystal didn't kill her boyfriend. We did. We all did. “
You nailed it! Sadly, what you wrote is too close to the typical leftist thinking to qualify as satire.
You nailed it! Sadly, what you wrote is too close to the typical leftist thinking to qualify as satire. We live in a time that is increasingly difficult to lampoon.
I expect the Onion to close its doors any day....