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Swedish flamingoes massacred in frenzied anteater attack
The Local (Sweden) ^
| April 5, 2011
Posted on 04/07/2011 8:17:49 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement
This is from the story board of a Saturday morning cartoon, right?
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posted on
04/07/2011 8:38:13 AM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: Sax
How did you do that?
Bravo!
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posted on
04/07/2011 8:39:12 AM PDT
by
IrishCatholic
(No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
To: babble-on
![](http://www.perfecttravelblog.com/2010/07/07/flamenco.jpg)
Flamencos?.............
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posted on
04/07/2011 8:39:12 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I've posted a total of 1,723 threads and 64,113 replies. as of 04-06-2011)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
04/07/2011 8:39:48 AM PDT
by
ZULU
(Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescent excrement)
To: IrishCatholic
That's someone else's handiwork! Found that out on the net.
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posted on
04/07/2011 8:41:03 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: Sax
Reportedly the last words the flamingos ever heard were ‘allahu antbar!’...
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posted on
04/07/2011 8:48:28 AM PDT
by
null and void
(We are now in day 805 of our national holiday from reality. - That 3 AM phone call? Voicemail...)
To: Cheburashka
Gnomes drag off their dead and wounded so the enemy cant get a good body count.
To: WesternCulture
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:00:38 AM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:07:01 AM PDT
by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
To: ConservativeStatement
Swedish Flamingos? An ant eater?
They deserve to die. Ant eaters aren’t much faster than a sloth and birds should have been able to out flank this one.
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:07:49 AM PDT
by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
To: ConservativeStatement
In further developments, PETA is conflicted..
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:08:21 AM PDT
by
ken5050
(Save the Earth..It's the only planet with chocolate!!!)
To: Sax
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:10:52 AM PDT
by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
To: capt. norm
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:11:54 AM PDT
by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
To: ken5050
I’m glad I wasn’t eating when I read your post.
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:16:57 AM PDT
by
Pecos
(Liberty and Honor will not die on my watch.)
To: capt. norm
Please remove me from the Anteater Ping List.
While I have been a longtime Anteater supporter, recent rumors of concerted anti-flamingo rhetoric disturbed me greatly.
I even brushed aside allegations of flamingo muggings by Anteaters as possibly the antics of the Anteater's Local 534 in New Jersey.
But with the escalation into gruesome flamingo murder my support has withered, nay, I now denounce them.
Now I must go out in my yard and spray paint my loving birds black, and hope that marauding bands of Anteaters mistake them for one-legged crows.
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:23:42 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("To Serve Manatee" is a cookbook!)
To: paulycy
Now you’ve got me planning the battle scene for my front lawn. Do they still make toy guns?
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:47:08 AM PDT
by
nina0113
To: ConservativeStatement
You coulda given me ten made-up headlines along with this one and I would have picked this headline as the fake.
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:51:21 AM PDT
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: nina0113
Do they still make toy guns?Yes but they paint the end of the barrel flamingo red.
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:54:41 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: ConservativeStatement; All
There ought to be laws against high-capacity anteaters. Think of the women and chilrun! Of course, some unreasonable people bitterly clinging to their Bibles and anteaters will argue that when anteaters are outlawed, only outlaws will have anteaters. Its a crazy world.
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posted on
04/07/2011 9:58:31 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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