It Could be Worse: Jeb Bush.
Yes, it's also a dig at the "Bush or Romney" Republican-party's starting to hype them.
In keeping with the trend of complete neophyte/unknowns being elevated to the presidency, I prefer Jeb Bush's son as the best response to the wizard-behind-the-curtain we have squatting in the White House currently.
Of course it wouldn't be quite apples-to-apples, since from what I understand Jeb's son shows some actual aptitude for the job, but it would drive the Left even more insane than they are ordinarily. They'd definitely show their true colors (yellow--the color of their raunchy fangs)-- even more apoplectic than Sarah Palin being taken seriously by the American public to unseat our girly fraud president would.
It would be glorious.