Suggested Obama 2012 Slogans

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[Lucky9teen]

According to Politico, the White House is already plotting out their re-election campaign in 2012.

Every good campaign starts with an effective and descriptive slogan, so here are a few early suggestions for Obama — feel free to add your own:

–”It’s the stupid, economy!”

–”On your Marx, get set, go!”

–”Is government better off than you were four years ago?”

–”If they could see us Mao!”

–”Making Jimmy Carter look good since 2009″

–”Ramen noodles in every pot and a czar in every garage”

–”I’m not drunk, just Democrat — Obama ‘12″

–”It’s not socialism; It’s the free market owned and operated by the government!”

–”Give Chris Matthews the tingle back!”

–”There’s a bear in the woods; isn’t it important to understand the bear’s perspective?”

–”Did I mention that Biden’s not on the ticket this time?”

–”Obama ‘12: Too over-hyped to fail”

–”Spare change we can believe in”

–”Because my wife can’t help your lard-butt kids lose weight from Chi-town, Sparky”

–”Don’t start thinking about tomorrow”

–”It’s mourning in America”

–”Obama ‘12: Because he needs 4 more years… to find a church”

[TheClintons-STILLAnti-American]

"Yes, it's also a dig at the "Bush or Romney" Republican-party's starting to hype them."

In keeping with the trend of complete neophyte/unknowns being elevated to the presidency, I prefer Jeb Bush's son as the best response to the wizard-behind-the-curtain we have squatting in the White House currently.

Of course it wouldn't be quite apples-to-apples, since from what I understand Jeb's son shows some actual aptitude for the job, but it would drive the Left even more insane than they are ordinarily. They'd definitely show their true colors (yellow--the color of their raunchy fangs)-- even more apoplectic than Sarah Palin being taken seriously by the American public to unseat our girly fraud president would.

It would be glorious.