Posted on 04/02/2011 9:19:33 PM PDT by doug from upland
CHARLIE SHEEN bombs as angry audience boos him off the stage at the Detroit preem of his delusional tour.
With all 4700 seats filled with fans and the just plain curious, Charlie Sheen took to the stage at Detroit's Fox Theatre, to thundering applause.
But it didn't take long for the crowd to turn against their former hero, and boo him loudly.
Saturday was opening night for the former Two and a Half Men star's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option" tour, RadarOnline.com reported.
Sheen's former porn star pal Kacey Jordan was reportedly in the audience. His new pal Snoop Dogg was a wise no-show.
After a warm up act comic was booed, a series of random film clips were shown on giant monitors.
Around 9 PM TigerBlood Time (TM), Charlie actually started the show, anointing his audience as the "Warlock States of Sheen."
But this crowd wasn't buying his tired shtick, and they booed him, demanding their money back.
"I already got your money!" Sheen responded snidely.
As he attempted to woo the angry Detoiters with a clip starring Johnny Depp, more mass displeasure ensued.
With a livid aud screaming they wanted their money back, Sheen's Folly was deep sixed by 10:15 PM.
In the parlance of show biz bible, Variety, Sheen laid an egg. Bombed. Did a floperoo. Stunk up the place.
FYI: Ticketmaster has a strict "No refund" policy on the Sheen Expressway... to your wallet.
good..maybe there is a light at the end of the looooong tunnel.
Anybody dumb enough to pay money to go see The Winner deserves what they get!
They paid to see him. How does that go again? A fool and his money...
He should have shown the crowd his hernia. Alex Jones has seen it and says it’s spectacular.
Real life doesn’t work like a scripted sitcom, as Charlie is figuring out.
And by tonight’s performance, “Charlie Sheen” doesn’t wow a live audience like “Charlie Waffles” did.
“You’re damn right.”
Winning? Or whining?
I hope they didn’t get their money back; they knew what they were getting a loon from the outset. They wanted a meltdown and that’s what they saw.
Charlie is gonna learn a hard lesson about credit card charge backs.
The audience had no problem spending the taxpayers’ dollars buying tickets.
Sounds like his manic phase is waning...
It`s kind of like watching a drunk make a fool of himself. It`s funny for a short time and then all of a sudden its not, it`s a sad spectacle.
Gee, what a shame........ROTFLMAO.
Just another way of Winning!
What else did they think would happen?
Some fool traveled there all the way from Toronto to see the show.
Sounds like the kind of crowd that was expecting to see the second coming of Bill Hicks, or somesuch.
“I already have your money” he told the booing crowd. I love Charlie Sheen. Go Charlie!
He would have done much better with actual material written for him. He just thought he could wing it and be good at it. He has no idea how much work being a comedian is. Most people figure this out on their first time doing standup, he got famous first, so it’s painful.
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