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OBAMA RESIGNS PRESIDENCY; Michelle sick of state dinners, wants simple farm life in Cook County)
4/1/11
Posted on 04/01/2011 8:24:58 AM PDT by Liz
The Obamas are planning to be full-time farmers b/c Michelle sick of state dinners, and having to dress in designer gowns and wear flippy wigs. She wants the simple farming life. Obama has asked friends to find a working farm in in Cook County.
Michelle's WH garden has given her a new appreciation of the simple life. She has decided she has been missing out on the serenity and stress free life of a farmer.
Obama's constant WH Apology Tour was getting on her nerves. Then she was in Latin America, she forget to wear her wig.
The humiliation at being castigated for wearing a tacky gown made by wacky British designer Alexander McQueen..... ....and towering over the Chinese Bond-holder.......... clinched the decision. She demanded Obama resign.
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KEYWORDS: aprilfools; grifters
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:25:03 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
Obuggery + Moobacca = Moobuggery
April fool!
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:26:03 AM PDT
by
DarthVader
(That which supports Barack Hussein Obama must be sterilized and there are NO exceptions!)
To: DarthVader
didn’t see that one coming.
To: Liz
President Joe Biden will be Obama’s revenge on America.
4
posted on
04/01/2011 8:27:39 AM PDT
by
Brad from Tennessee
(A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
To: Liz
Obama and his mooching wife would rather give up their pubic hair than their power and wealth.
To: Liz
If this were only true.
I hate April Fool’s Day with this regime in place.
6
posted on
04/01/2011 8:29:02 AM PDT
by
Howie66
(I can see November (2012) from my house.)
To: Liz
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:30:09 AM PDT
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtC_wld3YJE&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
To: Liz
To: Howie66
Unfortunately it’s “American fools day” and we have been re-living
it for the past 2+ years!
9
posted on
04/01/2011 8:32:00 AM PDT
by
RS_Rider
(I hate Illinois Nazis)
To: Liz
I believe this. I believe it as much as I believe in my vow!
10
posted on
04/01/2011 8:32:10 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz a believer-—who knew?
11
posted on
04/01/2011 8:33:35 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: Liz
You forgot the part about Joe Biden being so lost without Obama to show him the way, that he ALSO resigned, leaving the Speaker of the House—President John Boehner to run the U.S.
To: Liz
13
posted on
04/01/2011 8:35:41 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: Brad from Tennessee
President Joe Biden will be Obama’s revenge on America I can't think of any former or present American politician who could be Obama's revenge on America. That's the sad part. Anybody would be an improvement. Even Al Gore. And that's no April Fools joke. :(
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:35:54 AM PDT
by
tsowellfan
(http://www.cafenetamerica.com)
To: madison10; WinOne4TheGipper; Brad from Tennessee
Obama mentioned at a staff meeting that only 37% of Americans know who the VP is.
Biden raised his hand and said: “Could you give us a hint.”
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:36:36 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: Liz
"Oh no! Does that mean I'm President???
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:36:59 AM PDT
by
LibFreeUSA
(Show me what Obama brought that was new and there you will find things only radical and destructive.)
To: workerbee
17
posted on
04/01/2011 8:38:07 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: Liz
Oh man, wish this were true.
Although. . . then we're stuck with Biden.
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:38:41 AM PDT
by
MEGoody
(Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
To: workerbee
To: Liz
We need a Green Acres photoshop with the grifters’ pics!
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posted on
04/01/2011 8:40:32 AM PDT
by
GnuHere
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