THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD

[Lucky9teen]

I'm sorry, but due to financial difficulty and being overwhelmed with everything going on in the world, I am not going to do the Friday Silliness Thread anymore.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I thought that was the whole idea! Now you tell us you won’t tolerate things getting silly?

And here I thought you enjoyed a good laugh as much as anyone... except your spouse... and some of your spouse’s friends... and Capt. Johnson... well, I guess MOST people enjoy a good laugh more than you do, but that’s not the point, is it?

[unique]

If not now, when?

[Lucky9teen]

You funny mista....hee hee

[Lucky9teen]

They didn't wait until today, to prank him...ha ha

[Lucky9teen]

NO WAY...

[Lucky9teen]

So, Mr. President, can you tell us where your "real" birth certificate is and why you have paid millions to hide it, along with all of your other background information?

[sportutegrl]

“sprinkle bacon bits in vegetarians’ salads (also works well with Orthodox Jews)”

It would also work with Catholics today.

[unique]

A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.

The smart alack punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

.....Dead silence... He had no trouble with discipline that year.

SEMPER FI!!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Is he angling for a job with the Ministry of Silly Walks after he leaves office?

[Lucky9teen]

FAIL

[Lucky9teen]

Must be the new "elistist dance"

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

He likes it...

[Lucky9teen]

[unique]

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old green John Deere ..

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt . Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,”What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?”

“Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me,” says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. “But me’n the Ol’ Lady been havin’ trouble lately in
the bedroom d’partment, and the therapist suggested I do ‘something sexy to
a tractor’.”

[Don’t make me come ‘splain this to you! -—Read the last line again, slowly—out loud.]

[Lucky9teen]

[CodeToad]

"(And if I wasn't such a computer dumba$$ I would have put some neat bold and big letters in this message.)"

Glad I could help.

[Lucky9teen]

This is just wrong...


Would You Buy Your Daughter a Doll That She Breastfeeds?

[Logic n' Reason]

Yep....remember both episodes....great show....or used to be.

[El Sordo]

Imagine it told by John Cleese to Michael Palin.