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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: TSgt
Sorry Helen, I cannot continue our sordid relationship.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:07:49 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: airborne
I wouldn't have hit that even when I was a sex maniac, but now, all I'd be willing to do with this woman is go for frozen custard.
I might get daring and try some sprinkles on mine.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:08:57 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: airborne
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:09:43 AM PDT
by
rj45mis
To: Lazamataz
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures. You're dead to me.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:09:49 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: brewcrew
Huh? HUH?You read me correctly. It's long past due, too.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:09:49 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Pan_Yan
I’m sorry, Pan Yan, but you will get used to the new, sexless Laz.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:11:02 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
I am not fooled. I saw what happened late yesterday. Should I mention what I saw? No, but I saw what happened.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:11:10 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: Lazamataz
28
posted on
04/01/2011 5:11:17 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:11:28 AM PDT
by
expatguy
(Support "An American Expat in Southeast Asia" - DONATE)
To: Lazamataz
"Lazamataz Vows Celibacy"
The world is a sadder place today.
You were our hope, our guiding light, our, dare I say it, our prayer for vicarious sex with the wonderful wanton women of the world wide web.
Please, get counseling, get help, a little Viagra perhaps!?!?
Laz, say it ain't so!
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:11:30 AM PDT
by
MindBender26
(While the MSM slept.... we have become relevant media in Ameirca.)
To: no-to-illegals
That was yesterday. Today is today. A man can change.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:11:55 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
Testing, testing ...
To: TSgt
My God! You CAN put lipstick on a pig!!
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:12:36 AM PDT
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: Lazamataz
Welcome to the “posting responsibly” club. ;-)
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:12:46 AM PDT
by
sauropod
(The truth shall make you free but first it will make you miserable.)
To: Lazamataz
The key to a good April Fool's joke is to make it at least marginally believable.
FAIL
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:13:04 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
("Winning The Future" = WTF = What The F*** / "Kinetic Military Action" = KMA = Kiss My A**)
To: Lazamataz
Okay, who put the pods in Laz’s cellar?!
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:13:40 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Were members of both political parties in on the Lockerbie bomber deal?)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:14:04 AM PDT
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: Lazamataz; Big Giant Head
What about pinging? I hope you’re not giving that up, too?
38
posted on
04/01/2011 5:16:16 AM PDT
by
Marie Antoinette
(Proud Clinton-hater since 1998.)
To: airborne
Man that jelly looks awful good what brand is it Lmao.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:16:24 AM PDT
by
Lees Swrd
("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
To: MindBender26
It’s true, dude. It’s well past time for me to grow up.
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posted on
04/01/2011 5:16:38 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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