It’s true, dude. It’s well past time for me to grow up.
Richard Petty didn’t stop driving NASCAR because he turned 50!
John Glenn went back into space in his 70s.
Hugh Hefner is still active on his 80s!
DON’T GIVE UP HOPE.
How can I ever look at Pamela Anderson again, knowing that no one, yes, not one soul from FR is out there to do the Horizontal Tango with her.
Really, thank about it. Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got in there, why not a FReeper!
WE WERE DEPENDING ON YOU! You are abandoning your assigned duties as a red-blooded American and FReeper. Next thing you know, you will be turning Mz Anderson’s sexual needs over to the likes of George Stehanoppolis and Janet Reno.
It may be tough, but DO YOUR DUTY.
Nail her!
Growing up can be good. Just don’t lose your sense of humor.
OMGosh. This is all my fault, isn’t it, isn’t it! I was just kidding about robbing you out of the cradle! Gee whiz. Get over it.