And you standing there with this big “house burger”.
That was my parents when I was growing up, that’s why the Eddie Murphy routine struck a chord with me. Especially the part where you would take off the edges of the Wonder Bread to try to make it look more like a hamburger bun. Been there, done that!
“House burger”, bwhahaha, I forgot that part! My mom wasn’t quite as bad, but she’d always undercook the burgers so they were pink in the middle and all the grease and blood would run out and make that pink bready mess Eddie talked about, though we usually did get buns at least!