Yes I did hear about them, first murders in Olney for a very long time. They think the suspect couldn’t tell a difference because they don’t look like him or he was a dumbass and thought they both were muslim? Since when does religion qualify for a hate crime? oops, what am I thinking? This is Monkey County Merryland.
You’re too funny with all this “Monkey Co., Merryland” stuff.
My mom arrived at BWI Airport recently, and I e-mailed her that I would pick her up at “Balmor, Merlin” for her flight from San Juan.
Imagine her confusion as she was trying to decipher what the hell “Balmor, Merlin” meant.
After a few exchanges I just broke down and wrote: IT’S ‘BALTIMORE, MARYLAND’ MOM!! IT’S A JOKE!!
Hahaha...