Try to have a nice life; I wish you well.
Ok so let me see if I follow your logic:
Axiom: Fables are all untrue
Assertion: That thar bible stuff that I know almost nothing about seems weird and thus is a fable.
Conclusion: Anybody who actually considers that it might be true is incapable of logical thought, and I am soooo much smarter and better and more logical then them thar morons, I can just stick my nose up in the air and skip around in snarky arrogant infallible ignorance. Oh wow, I am sooo great and sooo much smarter than all them thar dumb people who beleived in supernatural stuff like God and gods..you know like Plato, John Locke, CS Lewis...all idiots compared to me...none of them capable of reason.