Posted on 03/18/2011 12:02:28 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
Donald Trump faces a gauntlet of celebrity insulters including Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli, Seth MacFarlane, Jeffrey Ross, Snoop Dogg, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Larry King, Marlee Matlin, Anthony Jeselnik and more.
Hopefully there are enough soundbites to put a final nail in the coffin of his presidential aspirations.
“You’ve ruined more model’s lives than bulimia”
“You’re having a bad hair life”
I stopped watching these profane outbursts of horrible jokes and pathetic attempts at humor. I never dreamed that these “comic” roasts would be so filthy and obscene. Has-been comedians get their managers to line them up for a paycheck, and all they can come up with are vile and
Guess I got spoiled by the genuine and timeless humor of the Dean Martin roasts from 30 years ago. We told funnier jokes in my old caddy shack from years ago too.
Hey, the Trumpster has the b@lls to talk about Baraq’s lack of birth bona fides.
He’s ahead of other Republicans on that front.
Snoop Dog: “Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House. Why not? It wouldn’t be the first time you pushed a black family out of their home.”
I missed it, but I hear the Sitch really stunk it up.
Jeffrey Ross: His ego is so big, he thinks he should have been the first black president.
Yeh, we ended up fast forwarding (dvr) through his bit...he was totally bombing and it was embarrassing.
“I never dreamed that these “comic” roasts would be so filthy and obscene.”
Ditto. I tuned into the Trump roast thinking it might offer a change-of-pace from the usual gutter-filled commentary at other Comedy Central roasts of B-list celebrities such as David Hasselhoff. I’m astonished Trump agreed to this and laughed through all the filthy humor, however tasteless. It certainly didn’t enhance my respect for the man.
Flawed as he may be as a candidate, I think Mitt Romney has too much self-respect and decency to appear on such a roast. Similarly, I have difficulty envisioning ANY of the other Republican contenders for 2012 (Mitch Daniels? Sarah Palin?) agreeing to be part of such a potty-mouthed event. And the jokes went WELL beyond mere use of George Carlin’s “seven dirty words.”
No, "stunk it up" would be extremely kind. He totally BOMBED, with a capital B-O-M-B. The audience was BOOING him until one of the D-list comedians rushed up to help him carry on.
THe only funny guy that did these Comedy Central roasts just recently committed suicide. Greg Geraldo was his name, I think. He was actually funny.
The sexual references in this roast would make a old geezer blush—or was that a sun tan?
The jokes are pretty crass, that’s for sure. ;)
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