Actually, I'm thinking Laz might hit it--although, if he did, things might pop out! Sort of a Pennsylvania Paraphernalia Piñata!
Posted on 03/17/2011 8:16:03 PM PDT by Born Conservative
After crashing her car Sunday, police said a Scranton woman suspected of burglarizing the Dunmore Inn was found to have a sizeable stash of drugs and money hidden in an unlikely location.
According to a criminal complaint:
Dunmore police Officer Anthony Cali asked Scranton police Officer Nancy Baumann to detain Karin Mackaliunas, 27, 1609 Mulberry St., at the scene of a crash at the North Seventh Avenue off-ramp Sunday evening.
After her car was towed, Ms. Mackaliunas was ready to leave the scene of the crash when Officer Cali contacted Officer Baumann and asked for Ms. Mackaliunas to be detained because she was suspected of stealing items from the inn.
After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket.
But as the officer drove her to Scranton police headquarters to charge her for drug possession, Officer Baumann noticed Ms. Mackaliunas fidgeting in the backseat of the cruiser.
After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters, Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.
A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.
Ms. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
Actually, I'm thinking Laz might hit it--although, if he did, things might pop out! Sort of a Pennsylvania Paraphernalia Piñata!
"Hey, Joe Biden, they call me the Home Depot of Scranton PA!"
or this punch line:
i dont know who the guys on the left and right are, but thats willie nelson in the middle
That’s the same person. Check her photo albums at that site.
Yeah, I was scratching my head about that 22 cents
Larry David - “I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina.” ..
She ought to look into getting a zipper.
Apparently, when she had that little girl, she was also able to provide change for the entire labor and delivery staff to get coffee from the vending machine.
They also found a TV, three computers, and a marching band.
The $51.00 was in penny rolls too.
Finally, someplace safe to park my Rolls.
Then there was that tell-tale jingle-jangling sound....
I’d make noises with that one.
That's mah future wife, raht thar!
Watt evil lurks in the hearts of men...
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