...And to top all of this, 3-11 was the day chosen for the great cataclysm. Another 11 inspired day of great tribulation has occurred. Two this year all ready and we still have 11-11-11 to go. The first was 2-11-11, when the powers to be caused Mubarak to abdicate his reign...Holy sh!t, and we've got 4-11, 5-11, 6-11, 7-11, 8-11, 9-11, 10-11 coming up.
And just make sure you're not at a 7-11 store on 7-11. That's a double whammy.