“When deputies arrived at the scene, the 5-foot-2, 200-pound woman turned toward them and exposed herself.”
And then...the deputies unexplicably went blind.
“She told deputies she had taken some of her teeth out and threw them into the canal. She allegedly asked the deputies if she could use “some pliers,” according to the report.”
If she was able to take her teeth out before she had some pliers in hand, forget alcohol...I would think that meth was involved.
Reasonable analysis.