Posted on 03/07/2011 8:34:03 AM PST by SeekAndFind
69% lie about lying on resumes.
b-You are an article posting machine!
So this article is true.
>>60% of people lie at least once during a 10-minute conversation.
That’s BS! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with 2 Victoria Secret super models in an hour..
The check’s in the mail, I’ll respect you in the morning, and...
PING = LATER
Yeah...that's the ticket!
I never lie on my resume! One I was a youngster I lied one time to get in an Interview about knowing C++ programming language. The guy that interviewed me starting asking questions about vary particular programming issues and syntax in C++. I had nothing to reply because I knew programming but didn’t know C++.
The guy called me on it. He said you have been wasting my time now get out of here. I apologized profusely and since then I DON’T lie on resumes!
Famous lies:
1) EVERY vote counts (unless it’s from the military)
2) I did NOT have sex with that women
3) In 2004 GW Bush has the WORST economy since the great depression(according to JF Kerry)
4) There is NO liberal bias in the media
5) the Tea Party members are violent
6) Reagan created the deficit
7) Palin says she can see Russia from her house(it’s a Tina Fey quote)
8) I will NOT be involved in running the NY Yankees, I’ll stick to shipbuilding.—George Steinbrenner
9) 9-11 was an inside job
10) N.O.W. represents ALL women..
I embellish my resumé.
We have come to accept that the people we elect to “represent” us lie about almost everything in the attempt to get elected. We know this. We know they are lying. And yet we vote for them anyway and never call them on their lies.
So it doesn’t surprise me that lying liars elect the liars that lie.
Really??? Hard to believe!
I have lied. Since everyone lies, that must be a lie and I have told the truth. But everyone lies...oww, my head.
Researchers and scientists have long been fascinated by our tendencies to distort the truth.
They should be in love with congres.
Just because I made it look like I was the leader on project, instead of a small cog; and just because I made it look like the failed and aborted project actually saved the company millions, doesn’t mean I lied.
Captain Kirk: Harry lied to you, Norman. Everything Harry says is a lie. Remember that, Norman. *Everything* he says is a lie.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd: Now I want you to listen to me very carefully, Norman. I’m... lying.
Norman: You say you are lying, but if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth, but you cannot tell the truth because you always lie... illogical! Illogical! Please explain! You are human; only humans can explain! Illogical!
73.429% of all statistics are made up on the spot (at the time they are typed)
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I like that story! Thanks.
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