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Police: Ga. Man Hid Chicken In His Pants
Associated Press ^
| March 3, 2011
Posted on 03/04/2011 1:53:53 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY
ROME, Ga. -- Authorities said a north Georgia man was arrested after police said he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items.
Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants on Tuesday afternoon.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: georgia; napl; thief; walmart
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To: Free ThinkerNY
“Is that a chicken in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:54:49 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Free ThinkerNY
This is just way too easy.
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:56:26 PM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Clearly the effects of the recession is taking hold. There is no way that he would do this if he was not desperate. I know that kids steal things that are insignificant sometimes but those items are not your normal shoplifting ones.
To: dfwgator
Glad it was not alive....it could have been pecking his pe......
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:57:00 PM PST
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Is that a chicken in your pants or just your pecker.
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:57:26 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: Free ThinkerNY
Yeah, nobody's gonna notice that.....
And what's truly horrifying, is the thought that perhaps he's one of those guys where it would actually be difficult to notice...
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:58:04 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: Free ThinkerNY
And the jokes just write themselves...
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:58:05 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Did anyone else think it was a live chicken?
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:58:06 PM PST
by
lastchance
(Hug your babies.)
To: lastchance
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:59:05 PM PST
by
jacquej
To: Free ThinkerNY; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; null and void
Somehow, somewhere, somebody inspired this for laughs.
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posted on
03/04/2011 1:59:31 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Free ThinkerNY
the mouth guard was on the chicken, right ?
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:00:20 PM PST
by
kingattax
(99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
To: lastchance
Wonder if it laid eggs?
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:01:44 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: kingattax
“the mouth guard was on the chicken, right ?”
Lord, I hope so - yeeeouch!
Colonel, USAFR
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:02:00 PM PST
by
jagusafr
("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
To: Free ThinkerNY
For some reason, the word “python” comes to mind.
To: lastchance
Did anyone else think it was a live chicken? I was hoping, anyway. Sorta like those drunken Englishmen who see who can keep ferrets in their pants for the longest.
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:03:28 PM PST
by
r9etb
To: Free ThinkerNY
First question...
Was it a hen or a...?
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:03:43 PM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Was he trying to choke it?
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:04:25 PM PST
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(Patriotic by Proxy! (Cause I'm a nutcase and it's someone Else's' fault!....))
To: dfwgator
Waiting for youtube: A Man, A Cooked Chicken, Toothbrushes and a Mouth Guard.
Too weird for me.
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:04:47 PM PST
by
WestwardHo
(Whom the gods would destroy, they first drive mad.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Did he choke the ...
Oh, forget it.
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posted on
03/04/2011 2:05:08 PM PST
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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