[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Because they are hungry and under the illusion that hotter means "cooks faster".(Which it does, but only if cooked equals burned)

An egg, some chopped ham, a bit of cheese and some hot sauce wrapped up in a tortilla, yum.

[Tax-chick]

I’ve used tortillas interchangeably with bread most of my life. There was a period in which you couldn’t find flour (let alone whole-wheat) tortillas at reasonable prices outside the Southwest, but that has changed.

If he was that hungry, he could have heated up the leftover sausage-noodle casserole (from First Supper, before Sunday School and Boy Scouts) in the microwave in 30 seconds. But he was too picky for that.