[NicknamedBob]

"It would be pretty neat to have a device in which I could insert my wieners and have them come out peeled at the other end."

That reminds me of a joke.

In a motel room, a traveler found a vending machine with a label, "Your Wife Away From Home". There were no instructions, but it had an orifice, so ...

.

.

And that's how he ended up with a button sewed on something that didn't really need it.

[Monkey Face]

Funny, Bob!

[MaxMax]

Why did the woman cross the road, who knows but why was she out of the kitchen..

/run