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Wanted: A full-time wiener peeler
Toronto Sun ^
| February 26, 2011
| Mike Strobel
Posted on 02/26/2011 1:38:34 PM PST by Squawk 8888
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To: Monkey Face
Dead again, dead again... Jiggity jig.
421
posted on
03/08/2011 6:00:36 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: Dead Corpse
LOL!
I said that! I just couldn’t TYPE it!!! LOL!
Thanks, You!
422
posted on
03/08/2011 6:02:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Darksheare; Tax-chick
"Dead again, dead again... Jiggity jig." I sense a ... lack of stirring ... in The Force.
423
posted on
03/08/2011 6:16:03 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Monkey Face
Friends. Some times, they are could for something other than eating your pizza and drinking your beer.
424
posted on
03/08/2011 6:18:20 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: NicknamedBob
When you are struck down, you become more powerful.
Of course the only fashions available are a brown cloak and some kind of tan tunic, but being a glowing presence at parties is worth it.
Er... isn't it?
425
posted on
03/08/2011 6:21:21 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: Monkey Face
Fish is not a breakfast food... But somehow on a very rare occasion I get a craving for kippered herring and eggs.
Maybe it is my inner cat coming out.
426
posted on
03/08/2011 6:25:39 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When all you have is bolt cutters & vodka everything looks like the lock on Wolf Blitzer's boathouse)
To: Dead Corpse
"When you are struck down, you become more powerful." That's if you're animated by the Weeble Force.
I'm animated by the Slinky Force. I feed on gravity.
427
posted on
03/08/2011 6:30:32 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Darksheare; Tax-chick
"Dead again, dead again... Jiggity jig." Surely a "Jiggity jig" is a sign of some stirring.
428
posted on
03/08/2011 6:30:58 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(it said the speeling was OK)
To: Dead Corpse
Depends. Can you still enjoy a nice glass of wine and the cheese plate?
429
posted on
03/08/2011 6:31:58 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When all you have is bolt cutters & vodka everything looks like the lock on Wolf Blitzer's boathouse)
To: NicknamedBob
430
posted on
03/08/2011 6:33:44 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Depends on the cheese. I picked up some horseradish cheddar that is absolutely divine...
431
posted on
03/08/2011 6:37:41 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: Dead Corpse
She’s probably more demurely dressed when she wraps in a tower after a shower.
432
posted on
03/08/2011 6:41:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Dead Corpse
Have you tried Ballyshannon Cheddar? Very tasty with granny smith apples.
Or in Ale and Cheddar soup.
433
posted on
03/08/2011 6:47:47 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When all you have is bolt cutters & vodka everything looks like the lock on Wolf Blitzer's boathouse)
To: NicknamedBob
O hai. Mardi Gras, you know. We’ve finished the wine, the ice cream, the chocolate rolls, and the cookies. Frank smells strongly of vanilla icing, but there are worse things to smell when you have to pick up a byo at 2 a.m.
There are some cheese and crackers left, but I’ll feed them to the byos tomorrow, leaving the rest of us with ... fasting. Sigh.
434
posted on
03/08/2011 6:49:05 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Nadie me ama como Jesus.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Nope. The Dubliner cheddar at Costco is pretty good though.
435
posted on
03/08/2011 6:59:09 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: Tax-chick
"O hai. Mardi Gras, you know." I'm ready.
I have beads.
436
posted on
03/08/2011 6:59:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Monkey Face
Lay off the pancakes and syrup...stick with eggs, sausage and bacon. Shrove Tuesday will take on a whole new meaning! We don't serve eggs, but yes , I'd decided already to minimize pancakes. The meat went pretty quickly, though.
437
posted on
03/08/2011 7:48:37 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: NicknamedBob
I sense a ... lack of stirring ... in The Force. An Immovable Object?
438
posted on
03/08/2011 7:49:52 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: NicknamedBob
439
posted on
03/08/2011 7:54:31 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: sionnsar
I just want you to know I think those lyrics are really, really stupid.
I hope the instrumental part is loud.
440
posted on
03/08/2011 8:31:43 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
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