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Wanted: A full-time wiener peeler
Toronto Sun ^
| February 26, 2011
| Mike Strobel
Posted on 02/26/2011 1:38:34 PM PST by Squawk 8888
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
Wind. WIND. WIND!
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posted on
03/07/2011 5:21:22 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
I’ll trade you.
Would you like some freezing drizzle snow sleat flooding?
;-)
322
posted on
03/07/2011 5:22:37 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Monkey Face
323
posted on
03/07/2011 5:24:18 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Darksheare
No thanks. I have enough trouble with my balance. I don’t need slippery things under my feet, as well. ;o]
324
posted on
03/07/2011 5:30:59 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: Monkey Face
Do your neighbors need it?
I could send it to them.
325
posted on
03/07/2011 5:32:37 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Darksheare
Some of my neighbors may not need it, but I probably wouldn’t be sad if they had it. ;o]
326
posted on
03/07/2011 5:35:20 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
It should be getting warmer here, but it isn’t!
327
posted on
03/07/2011 5:55:04 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
To: Tax-chick
We’re supposed to have 75 by Saturday, but that’s still jacket weather for me. I don’t really warm up until it gets to 90.
328
posted on
03/07/2011 6:03:12 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
OOps, my aim must be off.
329
posted on
03/07/2011 6:06:21 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
Recalibrate and try again. Oh, wait, now it’s 38 ... must have been a delay ...
I need to get the shopping list done. Seey’all.
330
posted on
03/07/2011 6:09:47 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Shopping list, compiled via application of mallets, right?
331
posted on
03/07/2011 6:13:24 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
332
posted on
03/07/2011 6:20:30 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
333
posted on
03/07/2011 6:21:42 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Darksheare
334
posted on
03/07/2011 6:48:56 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: Monkey Face
And with that, all thought stampeded out of me head.
Last thought out hung up a sign stating, “Heading to the pub, be back in a bit, maybe.”
335
posted on
03/07/2011 6:54:38 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Darksheare
336
posted on
03/07/2011 7:02:06 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: Monkey Face
“Am I the only man on Earth whose mind wanders off on coffee breaks?!”
Everyone looked at him with a look that said, “YES” beyond any shadow of a doubt.
337
posted on
03/07/2011 7:16:37 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Darksheare
But there’s a woman here whose mind wanders off on coffee breaks and sometimes, it forgets to come back. *sigh*
338
posted on
03/07/2011 7:17:38 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: Monkey Face
That’s expected.
Comes from being the ones who give birth.
That, and if you have multiple children you run through all the kids names, all the pets names and then finally settle on, “YOOOOOOOOU!” making everyone scatter.
If the female of the species didn’t take mental coffee siestas now and then, mankind would become extinct.
The female of the species needs that mental ‘away time to do repair to the psyche.
In men, such wanderings lead to existential questions and other annoyances like, “Where am I and how did I end up holding this puffer fish?”
339
posted on
03/07/2011 7:31:57 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: NicknamedBob
That's if you drive into D.C. from BWI, which *I* wouldn't do. but that "back way" from Dulles avoids the beltway.
340
posted on
03/07/2011 9:20:19 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
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