[Zionist Conspirator]

I know this was posted in fun, but I can't help but react whenever I see the stereotype about cats being female animals (dogs being male animals) and that they are heartless, self-centered, and aloof.

Two of the best friends I ever had were cats. The one I lost four years ago (at age fourteen) was the absolute best pet I ever had and I will never forget him. Even now, four years later, I miss him terribly. I don't think I'll ever get over it.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m very sorry for your loss.

Somewhere out there is a kitteh waiting for you to take him home. Why not go get him?