[Homer_J_Simpson]

What new name will you be issued Comrade?

I'm leaning toward Homohammed, but I haven't finalized it yet.

Will wives be forced to obey their husbands' commands under the new order? No particular reason, just wondering.

[Lancey Howard]

The last couple years of NY Times editions (that is, the 70 years ago NY Times) have been instructive not only in following the lead-up to WWII and the European war effort against the Nazis, but also in documenting the silent domestic war being waged here at home, a war which was clearly being won by the communists (unions). It was a war effort America (apparently) barely knew was even being waged.

[PeterPrinciple]

Here is a list of names for you to chose from:

http://www.names4muslims.com/muslim-names/all/a-1.html

To be honest, that is an interesting list of names. Most are very encouraging and positive. The interesting part is the large number of names that begin with Abdul. Words can tell you a lot about the culture.