Posted on 02/16/2011 10:16:34 AM PST by Immerito
The cat is out of the bag.
The "Good Samaritan" who made news earlier today after he was shot in the hand -- allegedly by a man he tried to help -- is a big fat liar, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff Department.
Earlier this afternoon, Sheriff Oliver "Glenn" Boyer held a news conference to report that the shooting victim has now been charged with filing a false police report.
Under questioning this morning, the man reportedly confessed to sheriff deputies that he'd fabricated the story last night about being shot by an injured man that he tried to assist near Highway 30 and NN, about 35 miles southwest of St. Louis.
The truth is that he accidentally shot himself while trying to kill a feral cat.
(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.riverfronttimes.com ...
Feral Cat: 1
Man: 0
Kitty Ping!
Needs more range time.
Darn feral cats again. Always causing trouble.
That’s a special kind of stupid right there...
“Darn feral cats again. Always causing trouble.”
Outlaw feral cats, I say.
Colonel, USAFR
He was only shot in the hand.... I have it from good sources that Viking Kitty’s aim is a whole lot better.
New rat focus group - the FCFGC - Feral Cats For Gun Control.
6 feet of rope, a can of cat food, a havahart trap, and a body of water could have helped prevent that gunshot wound. But we’re talking about a moron to begin with so...
Humane trap + no-kill shelter = no wounded hand.
Even if he dropped it off at the shelter with a donation, he’d be ahead of the game.
We ARE talking Jefferson County.... No surprises here. The only thing they are good at is making meth as far as I can tell.
We ARE talking Jefferson County.... No surprises here. The only thing they are good at is making meth as far as I can tell.
I wonder if he’ll be forced to reimburse the sheriff’s department for the expenses incurred while doing helicopter search and manhunt. Heh.
A havaheart trap AND a body of water??? Sounds like we're talking about TWO morons now. Look out for that Karma, baby.
It was hypothetical example of how to quietly and safely dispose of a pest. I’m a cat owner. It’s an indoor cat. Feral cats are pests. Karma doesn’t bother me much, even when I’m elbow deep in deer entrails during hunting season.
Had to get your stupid heartless comment in there to display what a “L” you are huh? People that do what you say are scum of the earth...lowlife nobodies who kill the innocent animal to try to make themselves feel like a man, when in reality you are truly a sad piece of pond scum...and you know it. God’ll get ya.
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