[Lucky9teen]

Still tryin' to indoctrinate our youth....

[fatnotlazy]

Still spending our tax dollars hob-nobbing around the country.

[Lucky9teen]

"...E-V-I-L....Capitalism is Evil...."

[Ouderkirk]

In s battle of wit, he’s come unarmed.

[savedbygrace]

"Feeeeelings, nothing more than feelings"

[savedbygrace]

"I'm certain it did not escape your notice that as I walked into the room,
I was also chewing gum, at the same time."

[loveliberty2]

"And, thanks to all my spending (uh, investing), you'll get to work till you're at least 75 years old!"

[DeFault User]

Parkville Middle School and Center of Technology

Some technology. Blackboards and chalk. Posters. One computer. I note that the news photographer was careful to keep Zero's teleprompters out of the picture, however.

[Migraine]

Here’s wha cha DOO: scroo off in school; smoke lotsa choom; listen to malcontents; play all the race cards you can; lie your way into colleges; hang out with terrorists and sympathizers; cover up your past completely; run for president.

There’s no limit to what yoo can DOO. I... oughtta know...

[Migraine]

Here’s wha cha DOO: scroo off in school; smoke lotsa choom; listen to malcontents; play all the race cards you can; lie your way into colleges; hang out with terrorists and sympathizers; cover up your past completely; run for president.

There’s no limit to what yoo can DOO. I... oughtta know...

[TheConservativeParty]

“Hey there little infidels, er um ah, I mean kids, when I was your age I was called Barry Soetoro and I was an Indonesian citizen and worshipped allah (praise be, pass the explosives) er ah ummmmmmmm.....I mean hey kids, how’s the salad bar that Michelle installed?”

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Isn’t seeing me wonderful? Your are fortunate students to be able to gaze upon my countenance in person.

[Recovering_Democrat]

Hussein is stumped, not having an answer for a 12 year old girl who challenges him on his lie about "not having raised taxes once."

[Bean Counter]

....and then I thought to myself that since I was your age I should be interested in what I could find out about me too, and I did everything I could to whip up a good story about me that people like your Parents would be too stupid to see through....

[MindBender26]

Is he "Smarter Than A 5th Grader?"

Noooooooooo !

[albie]

The boneheaded blonde is thinking “whatever you say is okay with me”. “Walk me to the showers”. “Take my house”. She’s star struck. Unbelievable.

[Yaelle]

"When I was your age, I was just trying to figure myself out, like all of you are doing, you know, am I straight or gay, black or white... I hope you all have mentors as good as the one I had, I like to call him Pops..."

[bolobaby]

"Usually my teleprompters go about right here and here..."

[nascarnation]

Girls don't waste your time on this science crap. Get a law degree, attend the John Edwards seminar on successful suing, and let the dollars roll.

[COBOL2Java]

"You're all white, so you're opressors. I've told the principal to share your grades with the minority students over there."

[nascarnation]

Teaching middle school: so easy even a Columbia/Harvard grad can do it!